Frosty KO'd, Betrayed by VitaSoy
05/05/09 07:08 Filed in: Disturbing
Mascots
This was on a delivery truck downtown. It seems that
the heated bottle of VitaSoy (soy milk) has KO'd our
unfortunate snowman friend, and is now inexorably and
painfully melting him (and wearing a toasty scarf
just to rub it in too). Not sure what Frosty did to
deserve such a cruel fate; he certainly looks
friendly enough, what with his bowtie and matching
tasseled hat and mittens. Indeed, he has that shocked
expression of the double-crossed character in a
thriller, one who's just been shot by in the back by
his trusted partner - after he got too close the
the truth.
Frosty: "Vita... buddy... why....?"
VitaSoy: "You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you Frosty?"
Frosty: "Vita... buddy... why....?"
VitaSoy: "You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you Frosty?"
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