No, YOUR Bra Sucks
11/09/09 19:17 Filed in: Super English
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This is an ad for a lingerie store across from Times
Square in Causway Bay. Despite its obvious
eye-catching qualities, I'm mystified by the tagline:
who is she supposed to be talking to exactly? Other
women? As in: Your bra sucks, though I'm not
wearing one, but if I was it would make you
feel even more inadequate, soooo... you'd better get
in here and buy a bra! What should be a woman's reply
be? No your bra sucks, or no your
thong sucks, it isn't very... pragmatic, and
would show terribly under a skirt...
Or to men: your bra sucks, though you obviously don't wear bras (at least most of you don't), but you aren't looking at the tagline anyway, hell it could say 'lunchmeat one dollar' and you'd still stare at me, especially considering my 'come hither' look and rather subtle lack of clothing. How about 'tell your wife/girlfriend that her bra sucks, and point to this handy billboard to illustrate your point'! That should go over well...
Or to men: your bra sucks, though you obviously don't wear bras (at least most of you don't), but you aren't looking at the tagline anyway, hell it could say 'lunchmeat one dollar' and you'd still stare at me, especially considering my 'come hither' look and rather subtle lack of clothing. How about 'tell your wife/girlfriend that her bra sucks, and point to this handy billboard to illustrate your point'! That should go over well...
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