A quick post, from my youngest daughter’s piano/music class. There are five miniature pianos for the kinder to use, in either pink or black. I was taken by the manufacturer’s kick ass tagline - ‘mark well the name’. Kind of like the band ‘You will know us from our trail of dead’. Suffice it to say their music doesn’t do justice to the moniker either.

One can just imagine the Mighty Shoenhut himself as he stands upon a pile of corpses and pink pianos, taunting his remaining terrified opponents. “Aye, you soon-to-be-forsaken foes, mark well the mighty Schoenhut name, and mark well my fuschia instruments of destruction. For you hear your deathknell played upon their tiny, tinkling keys...”