Instant Witch
02/11/09 18:47 Filed in: Disturbing
Mascots
A costume in the bargain bin at Toys R Us. Looks like
its been in there awhile. Not sure why though; who
wouldn't want an instant witch? Just add
water and stand back, and poof! Your very own
pissed-off, mildly chubby Denny's waitress, complete
with hectoring voice, press-on nails, ill-fitting
hat, unflattering peasant blouse, and years of
resentment. Not to worry though, unless you're her
ex-husband...
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