The BOSS of Them ALL
20/04/09 21:01 Filed in: Disturbing
Mascots
These are some vending machines in Kyoto. A great tag
line - 'boss of them all since 1992'. Like most
people, I was unaware that coffee had a
boss, or that this was in dispute as recently as
1991. I Also love the choice of logo; a combination
of John Steinbeck and some anonymous but determined
British WWII general. Here are some of their more
famous products: Bossccino, Bosspresso, Boss
Calorie Off, Boss Double Black, Boss Rainbow Mountain
Blend, Boss Begin!, Boss W.E.B. (World Executive
Blend), Boss Silky Black and The
Espresso. These all come in either cold or
heated options. I've never seen a 'hot' vending
machine in the US, but then again people don't
generally buy canned coffee there either. Still its
quite a lineup. I'm personally torn between Boss
Begin! and Bosspresso.
And the mugshot of Tommy Lee Jones, their latest spokesman, is perfect - a mixture of world weary 'don't f**k with me' scowl and crumpled hangover. Again I was unaware that on top of his hectic acting career, Tommy had devoted himself to being Coffee Boss. He looks like it has taken a serious toll on him; alas 'heavy hangs the head that smokes the pipe'.
And the mugshot of Tommy Lee Jones, their latest spokesman, is perfect - a mixture of world weary 'don't f**k with me' scowl and crumpled hangover. Again I was unaware that on top of his hectic acting career, Tommy had devoted himself to being Coffee Boss. He looks like it has taken a serious toll on him; alas 'heavy hangs the head that smokes the pipe'.
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