Dec 2008
Have a Very... Unsettling Holiday!
18/12/08 19:20 Filed in: Disturbing
Mascots
These are a few shots of a holiday display by Hysan,
one of the more successful property developers here
in HK. It's mounted on one of their most exclusive
properties. I honestly didn't know what to make of
this - obviously a lot of time and money went into
it, but one wonders what the hell they were thinking
exactly. The christ reference is pretty obvious -
seems he has kept the halo but dispensed with the
cross and bleeding wounds. He's also upgraded his
outfit, no doubt because Louis Vitton and Dior are
right across the street. Also he is quite capable of
breaking out of two dimensions, but is choosing to
stay behind and suffer for our fashion sins. I don't
know what the albino peacock represents, nor the
braided chef, who seems quite put out at having to
cater the event. The magic-spark throwing child looks
more like a safety ad for the dangers of
present-generated static electricity. She appears to
be falling into some kind of gift-based trap, and her
sparkly powers can't save her; maybe fashionista
Jesus can. And finally there's the traditional xmas
fairy queen, complete with her famous dry ice
well/pocket watch potted plant combo...
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Uncle Chi Chi Wants You - to Get a Digital Perm
14/12/08 20:19 Filed in: Super English
Force
Baguette + Tequila + Genie = Party!
14/12/08 19:54 Filed in: Disturbing
Mascots
This is an older bus kiosk ad for a street party in
Lan Kwai Fong, the premier expat drinking
neighborhood on the HK side. I was taken in by his
wild eyes, maniacal smile, and cross-cultural hindu
god/genie combo. Here we have all the essential
ingredients to a classic HK shindig - some old school
vinyl, sushi, a freshly flown in Maine lobster, a
large whisk, a margarita (although tequila isn't
exactly popular here), and of course a fresh
baguette... now thats a party.
Le Billionaire
14/12/08 19:44 Filed in: Cosmo Living
Chic Condo
Here is a an ad for a newer high rise. HK developers
are always looking for swanky-sounding names (like
'the beverly hills', 'le villa de mansion' etc), but
I like this nod to modern inflationary trends. no
millionaires allowed - billiionaires only. I think
the beams of light actually scan for
non-billionaires, and eradicate them on contact. I
suppose it's too ambitious to call a building 'le
trillionaire' (at least outside Zimbabwe, where
pretty much anyone still using the local currency is
automatically a trillionaire...)
